I Think I'm Metrophobic.
I'm pretty sure I am not a metrosexual. You tell me:
1. Sometimes I don't shower before going to bed after a light workout.
2. I've never been in a tanning bed.
3. I trim my nails with enamel clippers - called "my teeth".
4. I have shampoo but have never purchased conditioner.
5. The closest I've come to waxing is sticking my finger in my ear.
6. I think a pedicure is taking my dog to the vet.
7. I dry my hair with a towel - haven't owned a hair dryer in twenty years.
8. Nose hair, ear hair and back hair make up 85% of all my hair.
9. I own one pink shirt - a Ron Jon surf t-shirt.
10. White wine is better than red but purple is the best.
1. Sometimes I don't shower before going to bed after a light workout.
2. I've never been in a tanning bed.
4. I have shampoo but have never purchased conditioner.
5. The closest I've come to waxing is sticking my finger in my ear.
6. I think a pedicure is taking my dog to the vet.
7. I dry my hair with a towel - haven't owned a hair dryer in twenty years.
8. Nose hair, ear hair and back hair make up 85% of all my hair.
9. I own one pink shirt - a Ron Jon surf t-shirt.
10. White wine is better than red but purple is the best.


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